A very exciting day! I now have a laptop computer! Simon summoned me after our secular assembly where we hang little flags on totem poles and sing Unicorn songs, and explained how to turn it on. At last I am going to be able to Serf the World-Wide Web! I said “Don’t you mean Surf, Simon?”, and he said “No, I mean Serf, because that’s what you’ll become if you’re not careful – a slave to the Internet, like all the other kids.”
He said a lot more, being a teacher and a bit pompous, but I was too excited to listen.
I’m going to turn it on now, before Mum gets home, then I can surprise and impress her with my in-depth understanding of IT, and introduce her to the world of Instant Electronic Communication.
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